Straight Men Are Acting Way More Gay Than Ever Before

 

Pat Robertson was right! It seems his prophecy, and our secret mission, is actually happening. The homosexual crusade to convert innocent heterosexuals actually is paying dividends–even if the oleaginous Robertson himself seems to elude our charms.

That’s right. Heterosexuals the world over are acting way more gay than ever before, thanks to our obvious seductiveness and, well, TV shows like Modern Family, gay wedding cakes and of course songs by Cher.       

And can you blame them? Now that bigotry is diminishing, even non-gay guys can see how good we have it: the sexual liberation, the freedom from peer pressure and stereotyping, gender fluidity. Non-marriage and monogamy. Did we mention our own film fests and go-go boys?
Just how did we accomplish our goal? We’d never be so foolish as to divulge our secrets. But we can share with you the fruits of our labor.

 

Cuddling
More and more straight dudes are trading in fist bumps, high fives and back slapping for spooning and snuggling. A study published in the journal Men and Masculinities earlier this year found that 93 percent of straight-identifying British lads have cuddled with another guy, and a whopping 98 percent said they’d shared a bed with another man. Many claimed they did so for practical reasons, like crashing at a friend’s place after a night on the town, but others said they did it to “feel close” to their guy friends. Isn’t that sweet?

Bottoming
Earlier this month, one of our favorite vloggers Davey Wavey convinced straight dude to Donald to try bottoming on camera. Sort of. Armed with a butt plug and lots of lube, Donald allowed himself to be videotaped from the waist up as he inserted the vibrating device into his derriere. “You know,” he said midway through the experiment, “I would say it feels pretty good because I’m starting to get hard.” Then he got straight to the point: “This weird magical spot in there that you wouldn’t expect to feel good.”

 Kissing

 

The folks over at Buzzfeed like to throw straight dudes into a big ‘ole pile of gays just to see what happens. They’ve imagined what if would be like if straight people had to come out, pried self-professed straight guy to dish on hot male celebrities, and even convincedbesties to look at each other naked for the first time. You know, for science. But our favorite experiment has to be the time they had straight guys kiss men for the first time. While the end result was more awkward than hot, we were still happy to see so many hetero dudes down with swapping spit with one another.

Watching gay erotica
Last November we uncovered a Reddit thread in which a straight man by the name of “father_figa” confessed to having “a very high sex drive and perhaps a smattering of sexual addictions,” which caused him to regularly watch gay porn. He then asked if other hetero guys ever did the same. More than 75 dudes replied by saying they, too, got off on watching hardcore man-on-man action.

Having gay sex
Perhaps the gayest behavior straight men have begun engaging lately is gay sex. Last December, yet another allegedly straight man took to Reddit to confess “I feel very attracted to girls and not at all to men when sober, but when I get high I just want a big cock to suck and a man who fucks the shit out of me.” So one day he “decided to have sex with a guy.”
Ultimately, he decided it kind of “grossed him out,” but he was glad he gave it it the good ‘ol schoolboy try.
We are, too.
Take that, Pat Robertson!

New Research Indicates Gay And Straight Men Have Different Face Shapes

 

A team of scientists from the Center for Theoretical Study at Charles University in Prague and the Academy of Sciences of the Czech Republic have released new research that suggests subtle face shape differences between some homosexual and heterosexual men.
But there's a twist.

 

"Gay Face" may be entirely inaccurate, according to the new scientific evidence. 
The report, published by the National Institutes of Health, indicates that gay men, on average, have wider and shorter faces, smaller and shorter noses, as well as massive and well-rounded jaws. In other words, gay men, according to scientists, boast "a mosaic of both feminine and masculine features." 
But don't let that fool you.

In part two of the study, anonymous volunteers were tasked with looking at simple headshots of men before guessing whether the guys in the pictures are gay or straight. Participants also had to rate whether or not the man pictured looked "masculine," without being privy to the expressed sexual orientation of the person pictured. Results indicate that the faces of homosexual men were rated more "masculine" by viewers, defying the stereotype that gay men "look feminine."

Previous studies have shown that homosexual men differ from heterosexual men in several somatic traits and lay people accurately attribute sexual orientation based on facial images. Thus, we may predict that morphological differences between faces of homosexual and heterosexual individuals can cue to sexual orientation. The main aim of this study was to test for possible differences in facial shape between heterosexual and homosexual men. Further, we tested whether self-reported sexual orientation correlated with sexual orientation and masculinity-femininity attributed from facial images by independent raters. In Study 1, we used geometric morphometrics to test for differences in facial shape between homosexual and heterosexual men. 

 

The analysis revealed significant shape differences in faces of heterosexual and homosexual men. Homosexual men showed relatively wider and shorter faces, smaller and shorter noses, and rather massive and more rounded jaws, resulting in a mosaic of both feminine and masculine features. In Study 2, we tested the accuracy of sexual orientation judgment from standardized facial photos which were assessed by 80 independent raters. Binary logistic regression showed no effect of attributed sexual orientation on self-reported sexual orientation. 

 

However, homosexual men were rated as more masculine than heterosexual men, which may explain the misjudgment of sexual orientation. Thus, our results showed that differences in facial morphology of homosexual and heterosexual men do not simply mirror variation in femininity, and the stereotypic association of feminine looking men as homosexual may confound judgments of sexual orientation.

 

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s adopted son dead!

 

HOLLYWOOD icon Zsa Zsa Gabor’s adopted son has died following a road smash on the same day the star lost her own life at the age of 99.

Insiders reports that Oliver Prinz von Anhalt, adopted by Zsa Zsa with ninth husband Frederic Prinz von Anhalt, died following a motorcycle accident on Mulholland Drive, Los Angeles on December 18.

 

The 45-year-old was critically injured in the accident, the very same day that Gabor passed away at home at the age of 99.
He reportedly lost his life on Christmas Day after being struck by a car the Sunday before.
Von Anhalt had been knocked unconscious and remained in a coma for a week, reports TMZ.
It is unknown if he was ever aware of the tragic news of his adoptive mum’s passing.
But his father reportedly knew nothing of his accident until the coroner contacted him on Boxing Day.
He told the showbiz news site he thought his adopted son was away in Germany.

 

Oliver Prinz von Anhalt with brother Prinz Marcus and dad Frederic. Picture: InstagramSource:Supplied

Von Anhalt’s brother Prinz Marcus von Anhalt paid tribute, writing: “RIP Prince Oliver Leopold von Anhalt (my Brother)
Rest In Peace? Nein!! Live the Afterlife in the fullest, like you did before.
“We had some good times and experienced a lot together — memories are the most precious!!
“Prince Oliver of Anhalt, My brother!!! You will stay forever in my heart. I can’t understand the world!!! Why???”
 Von Anhalt, a well-known socialite in LA, was one of several adult men who bought their royal titles from Gabor’s husband through adoption.

 

Frederic Von Anhalt, formerly known as Hans Georg Robert Lichtenberg, changed his own name after paying Princess Marie-Auguste of Anhalt to adopt him when he was an adult.
Von Anhalt acknowledged making millions of dollars by passing the family title to at least 10 other people.
“If someone offers you $2 million, you do it,” von Anhalt reportedly said.
 The legendary Hungarian actress suffered a heart attack and passed away after years of health troubles, just two months shy of her 100th birthday.

 

According to German site Bild — who was the first to report von Anhalt’s death — Frederic had disinherited his late adopted son in 2010. It is not reported why.
Von Anhalt had moved to the US 20 years ago and was living in Beverly Hills.
His mansion is currently on the market for $US4.795 million.
It’s now been revealed Gabor suffered a cerebrovascular accident (also known as a stroke), and then fell into a coma where she went into cardiopulmonary arrest.

 

Medical documents also state coronary artery disease and cerebral vascular disease played contributing factors in her death.
Her publicist has confirmed she passed away at her Bel Air mansion after spending the last five years on life support.
She is survived by husband, while her only natural child, daughter Francesca Hilton, to second husband Conrad Hilton, died in January 2015.

 

Starring in films such as Moulin Rouge, The Girl in the Kremlin and Queen of Outer Space, she span the gamut of Hollywood from A-list star to B-movie queen.

 

Zsa Zsa’s husband ‘put her on display’

Larry King's wife, Shawn King, was “shocked, sickened and angry” at a chilling birthday party Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt threw for his wife, where she claims Gabor was “on display” for guests in a hospital bed.

 

The Insiders reported Tuesday that Gabor’s pals allege Anhalt wanted Gabor, who at 99, to stay alive till 100 so he could throw her a massive bash and peddle the party to tabloids.
Shawn recalled to Gabor’s former p.r. pro Edward Lozzi on Facebook the night she passed: “Larry and I were invited to her ‘birthday party’ a few years ago. She was alone in her room. The house was filled with many strangers of questionable character dancing the night away. We were brought back to see Zsa Zsa.

 

 She was . . . in a hospital bed unable to communicate. That ‘husband’ of hers had her on display for us [and] only wanted a photo op for himself. We left quickly, feeling sad, shocked, sickened and angry. Somehow the photo showed up in the tabloids. I was mortified.”

 

Shawn told us Tuesday, “It’s all true . . . She squeezed our hands and we sang ‘Happy Birthday.’ I felt incredibly sad.” Lozzi told us Gabor’s friends, including Phyllis Diller, stopped coming around because of the parties, for which Anhalt put up billboards.
“They were appalled to see all these Eurotrash people running around,” he said.

 

But Anhalt responded: “Those people are all full of s - - t. They should go on with life, if they have a life. My wife celebrated every event, huge! Her birthday. My birthday . . . I did it the way she did it.” He said, “All the billboards . . . It was all paid out of my pocket, not my wife’s money. My wife loved it. She always smiled and that’s why I did it.” And, “We had cameras in all the rooms, and my wife saw every move we made. I made a deal with my wife . . . to be together forever. I was planning to have an event [on her 100th] for the whole world to see and read about. That’s what my wife wanted. Entertainment was the best medicine ever for her. She loved Hollywood with all of her heart. People are careless and they’re full of s - - t.”

 

Houseboy Dishes Dirt of Zsa Zsa Continues....

A former “houseboy” for the late Zsa Zsa Gabor and her husband Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt claims the couple led completely separate lives — and that the glamorous actress was so mean, she was even banned from Rodeo Drive’s designer stores for returning worn outfits.

 

Aaron Tonken says he lived in the couple’s guest house while working for them for a year in the late ’90s, and that Gabor and Anhalt’s relationship was more partnership than romance.
“They had separate lives,” Tonken said. “He drove a beat-up Buick station wagon and she drove a Bentley. They slept in separate beds. It was not a normal relationship.”
Pals have told us that Anhalt threw lavish parties for Gabor — even when she was “in a hospital bed unable to communicate” — to peddle pics to tabloids.

 

But Anhalt, who has already given a tawdry TV tour of Gabor’s deathbed to “Inside Edition,” denies Tonken’s tales and claims he was fired.
Tonken told Page Six: “I was their houseboy. I did everything. I had never been treated so badly in my life. [Anhalt] is very arrogant and doesn’t have anything, and she was vicious and mean. There were always letters from every store on Rodeo Drive telling her not to come in . . . because she’d get dresses, wear them and return them constantly. If you didn’t understand what she said, she’d scream and yell, and he always threatened to sic the dogs on me.”

 

Tonken penned a 2004 tell-all, “King of Cons: Exposing the Dirty, Rotten Secrets of the Washington Elite and Hollywood Celebrities.” He went to prison the same year for defrauding donors of charity galas.

 

But Anhalt shot back at Tonken, saying,“He lived with us for two days. He doesn’t know any stories. We told him to go because he was looking [snooping around] and doing everything else except tending to the garden. He got himself in big trouble. The law took care of him.”
Despite Anhalt’s past parties for Gabor, he told us, “Nobody knows where the funeral is . . . She was cremated. Most of her friends passed away already. She outlived everybody. The funeral is going to be very quiet except for me and about four people, and no media will be allowed.”

 

HouseBoy Dishes Dirt on Zsa Zsa!

 

Zsa Zsa Gabor was so competitive with sister Eva that she wouldn’t give her a freebie from her skin-care line, according to Zsa Zsa’s former “houseboy” Aaron Tonken.
 I remember dropping off Zsa Zsa’s face cream, and she specifically instructed not to leave it [with Eva] unless she wrote a check for $5.25. And when I would return, the first thing she would say to me is, ‘Who do you think is more beautiful?’ ” Tonken told us. “Eva was always kind, but Zsa Zsa was verbally abusive. I remember always thinking I was working for the wrong sister. Zsa Zsa was only nice to people who met her on the outside briefly,” he said.

 

The “houseboy,” who says he lived in Gabor’s guest house for a year in the ’90s, was fired by Zsa Zsa and her husband, and in 2004 Tonken went to prison for defrauding charity gala donors.
Zsa Zsa’s husband, Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt, has come under fire for allegedly throwing lavish parties for a bedridden Zsa Zsa and giving a tawdry tour of the room where she died.
But Anhalt said, “She had the most expensive hospital bed. She was not in a coma. It’s a total lie. She called me ‘darling’ every morning. She said only about 20 sentences a day, but that was enough for me. My wife is gone. She has gone in peace. Now I really don’t give a s - - t about what anyone says,” he told us.

 

Zsa Zsa's Memorial Service...

 

Zsa Zsa Gabor was remembered at an eccentric Beverly Hills memorial service Friday with her ashes displayed in a gold box pulled from a Luis Vuitton dog carrier.

 

The Hollywood glamour queen, who from a heart attack at age 99, would have been perfectly content with the buzz-worthy final flourish, her widower Frederic von Anhalt said.
“Dogs were her best people,” he told a modest crowd at the Church of the Good Shepherd.
Gabor’s ninth — and final — husband gave a 40-minute eulogy that focused on her thirst for the limelight and uncanny ability to grab headlines.

 

 “I want to remember the way she walked the red carpet," he said. “She loved it so much. Her life was only red carpet, nothing else.”
About 100 mourners gathered to recall the Hungarian-American actress who paved the way for future celebutantes with her attention-seeking antics, conspicuous consumption, multiple husbands and penchant for calling everyone “Dahlink.”

 

Von Anhalt said his wife’s name will endure for generations thanks to her inclusion on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
“She will never be forgotten because she has her Hollywood star,” von Anhalt said. “It will always be Zsa Zsa Gabor. It will never end.”

Gabor, along with her famous sisters Eva and Magda, emigrated to America during World War II. She married Conrad Hilton in 1942. Their daughter Francesca died last year.

 

 The Beverly Hills funeral Mass of Zsa Zsa Gabor (right in photograph) was attended by nearly 100 mourners after she suffered a heart attack and died on Dec. 18, 2016.

Husband Frederic Prinz Von Anhalt picks up the urn containing the ashes of actress and former beauty queen Zsa Zsa Gabor.

“She will never be forgotten because she has her Hollywood star,” von Anhalt said. “It will always be
Gabor, along with her famous sisters Eva and Magda, emigrated to America during World War II. She married Conrad Hilton in 1942. Their daughter Francesca died last year.                                    
“She epitomized and personified Hollywood glamour," Father Edward Benioff said. "She could write. She could act. She had many, many talents."

 

She married von Anhalt in 1986, and he along with several devoted nurses cared for her in their Bel Air home in recent years.
"Zsa Zsa was just beautiful. So glamorous," von Anhalt told the Daily News after her death. "You don't see it anymore today."
 He said his wife died peacefully and without pain, her heart simply giving up.

"I think she wanted to go. It was her day," he said.