Crochet Shorts for Guys?!

 Forget Men's Penis Fashions! Crochet Shorts for Guys Will Brighten Up Any Hipster's Wardrobe!

Naked Penises aren't the only new trend in men's fashion! In fact, these colorful looks will make you say, "Full-frontal pee-hole cutouts are so yesterday."

If you think that crochet art is outdated, think again – or tell it to Schuyler Ellers. As the person behind Lord von Schmitt, a shop on Etsy, he creates vividly colorful shorts, pants, and capris out of recycled materials, giving them a priceless vintage look. He couldn’t stress enough that the groovy designs are not only suitable for women, but for men as well.

“Afghan blankets are original pieces of folk art, hand made by artisans across America since the 1960’s and well before,” writes Ellers, explaining the origins of the materials used. “With scissors and a sewing machine I transform vintage crochets into wearable sculpture!”

Lord von Schnitt recently began featuring bright and bold crochet shorts for guys made from recycled blankets. These crafty-chic shorts and pants are sure to have hipsters lining up online to purchase a pair of the trendy trousers.

"These funky crochet shrts are loads of fun!!!" reads the Etsy page. "Made from 100% recycled materials: a vintage afghan blanket crocheted in the 70s-80s, and finished with a drawstring waist. Great for the Playa, Northern Soul nights, Disco parties, or just wearing every day! These one-of-a-kind pants can easily be worn by a man or a woman, great for Burning Man, after the slopes, or for morning yoga in the winter."

So eco-friendly, no?
For those of you cutting-edge fashionistas who already want a pair, "Please include waist size, general style (long or short shorts) and any ideas you have about color or pattern. Otherwise I will send a general medium size shorts in whatever color/pattern I have available."