10 Ways to Seduce a Gay Man by Cody Calafiore!

TEN Ways to Successfully Seduce a Gay Man by Big Brother Super Hottie: Cody Calafiore! 

1. Look so adorably fuckin pretty that you look like you have to be stupid to be that damn pretty!

2. Seductively stare at them as they tell you a super awful joke & then laugh as if though it was the funniest fuckin thing you’ve ever heard

3. Take your shirt-off & lick your fingers like it was Nutella covered dick

4. Dance like a straight go-go dancer
at a gay club

5. Make that super cuties face that you get when unsuspecting big dick smacks you so hard in the face that it wakes you up from your nap

6. Shake your ass like your Taylor Swift dancin
to Beyonce at the VMAs

7. Reenact that 2003 Jessica Simpson music video where she’s under a waterfall with that one hot guy from that one 90’s boy band

8. Do a Britney hair whip

9. Pretend your a thirsty bottom who dropped
his dignity on the floor

& LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

10. Take your clothes, wave hi & flash your dick

The End!